This video of a duck conducting a symphony orchestra is quack-tastic! Move over, Beethoven, there's a new maestro in town. This duck has a future at Carnegie Hall for sure. Imagine a world where all conductors are ducks, that would be something. On a different note, the shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.