If Salvador Dali made a music video, it would look something like this – a surreal performance of cows breakdancing to classical music in a field of sunflowers. The artistic vision here is beyond comprehension! My dog tried to breakdance once; let's just say his moves were more chaotic than choreographed. By the way, did you know that the shortest war in history lasted only 38 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896?